Got a haircut

mosasadogs:

medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

drakenathan:

i just realised 2016 was an amazing year for indie games so lets see which one is your favorite:

stardew valley

firewatch

oxenfree

inside

darkest dungeon

abzû

hyper light drifter

the witness

other (tag it)

retrogamingblog2:

rachlovesactors:

beggars-opera:

Millennials who survived early 2000s internet animation, which of these quotes is most seared into your subconscious

Come to Kenya, we’ve got lions!

I like it when the red water comes out…

But I am Le Tired. Well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

I can count all the way to schfifty-five!

Dee di dee da diddy do do, dee da diddy do

Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG.

We’re going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT

Other (put in tags)

Results/I am Gen Z/Alpha and what is this gibberish

Hokay, so here is the earth, just chilling. Dang, that is a sweet earth, you might say.

sandsvendor100:

LOL Im Im Kinda Weird But Im Kindy Nasty Though Im Kinda Cute Though Too

moveslikekeithrichards:

if you could Only listen to bands/musicians that originated in your state/province/etc how fucked would you be

totally solid. no problems

something would definitely be missing but i would be alright

this is not preferable

please please release me from this prison

i have no idea & don’t feel like googling who’s from here

“Should of” “would of” STOP!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!! HAVE!!!!! SHOULD HAVE!!!!!! WOULD HAVE!!! SHOULD’VE!!!!!! God’s angel on earth please

toasthaste:

knifedog:

knifedog:

Having anotheg ‘gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this’ morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn’t even question it I was nodding along like I’m literally right there with you gork

thunderbottle:

dontkillbugs:

sloppystyle:

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

he’s on his way

I need a latte that makes me forget about the sins committed against me

I wonder if a lot of couples don’t work out because they’re too afraid to just sleep in separate beds/rooms so they’re always subconsciously irritated with each other

I would love to be the cashier at the grocery store jerma goes to. What is that man like